The unofficial Twictionary of Twifficult Twords contains rude words, libelous phrases and grammatically incorrect, badly spelt sentences. The chances that any of these terms will ever really be adopted by the Twitter community are slim. I shall not be attributing the words to anyone, because there's always some twot who reckons they said it first. And anyway, I said it first.

All suggestions for the Twictionary should be tweeted to @MatBlackmore. This twictionary will be updated sporadically, if at all. It might even get a makeover very soon. [vers 0.4]

WARNING: There is proper sweary stuff going on below. Okay, not much yet, but there will be. So be warned.


Fish paste, fish fingers, vagilla (noun): Self-explanatory, I think.
Twucker (verb): Someone who tweets whilst fucking in a truck.
Twuculent (noun): Delicious truck fucking whilst tweeting.
Twitterati (noun): High-volume Twitterers.
Cuntry (noun): Very shit place to live.
StroTox (noun): what's he/she had: stroke or botox?
Twailer Twash(noun): Twash from a twailer.
Twine (noun): grapey twooze drunk while tweeting.
Twooze (noun): Booze drunk whilst tweeting.
Twervert (noun): Seamy, sweaty tweeting, normally accompanied by Tweenex tissues.
Twurl (verb): Vomit-inducing tweet. (Also Twuke, Twoss cookies)
Twoddler (noun): Precocious young twitterer.
Gold Twigger (noun):Twitterer who tries to marry a rich Twerp.
Twatterbox (noun):One who gossips continually on twitter.
Tweepee (verb): Urinating whilst tweeting.
Twee (noun): Oh-so-dainty urintating whilst tweeting.
Twontribute (verb): Actually say something worthwhile and unique on Twitter.
Twunt (noun, verb, adjective, adverb): A grade-1 twinkie-loving twot; Come on, do I have to spell it out?
Twink (noun, verb): Alcoholic beverage imbibed with others on Twitter; Twitter-inspired masturbation; masturbation-inspired tweeting.
Twinkie (noun): Some twot who brags about his/her sexual prowess or mammalian protruberances on Twitter.
Twiss Up (noun): Online Twitter-based drinking frenzy.
Twarty (noun): Online Twitter-based drinking frenzy with music and photocopied appendages posted on Twitpic.
Twitzerland (noun): The virtual land of Twitter.
Twizard (noun): Male tweep with magical powers, such as being able to twalk and twalk at the same time.
Twitch (noun): Female tweep with magical powers, such as being able to twalk and twalk at the same time.
Twot (noun): potential twat.
Tweep (noun): Twitterer.
Twissed (verb): To have tweeted whilst pissed.
Twist (verb): To tweet whilst playing a hand of Knockout Whist.
Twerp (verb): To belch while tweeting.
Twerson (noun): Twitterer.
Twat (noun): The last Tweep to have unfollowed you.
Twictionary (noun): Either this piece of shit or the proper Twitter Dictionary at www.twictionary.com
Twalk (verb): To talk whilst tweeting.
Twalk (verb): To walk whilst tweeting.
Twoop (verb): To woop; Hurrah!; @wossy might say 'Starship Twoopers'.
Twaxative (noun): A cure for twonstipation.
Twonstipation (noun): A state of needing a twaxative.